The Answer Is...False

Okay so I was sent a forward text on how to know if a boy (or girl) likes you. We've all gotten these stupid things right? And do they ever help one iota? No. But if you're like me, you read through it anyway for whatever hope that something will magically happen. This time as I was reading it and it just made me angry. Go through this checklist with me will you?

If a Guy Likes You;

• He stares at you a lot (I mean he looks at me a lot, stares if he thinks something wrong, but I'd say no, damn)
• Uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a conversation. (He does that, other guys do that...I swear it's just how they think)
• He mocks you to make you laugh (Yeah...everyone does that, I hardly think that's key)
• He calls you cute or pretty and it makes you smile (does adorable count? It makes me feel like a five year old when they smile and say "you're so cute/adorable!" What the hell is that?)
• He calls you hon or babe. (One guy calls me sweetheart and another calls me dear or darlin'...they both have girlfriends..I think)
• He worries about your problems along with his (He does that, but he worries about everyone, I mean it's just how he is)
• He is protective
• He is always close to you (Nope)
• He looks straight in your eyes (That's how you have a conversation...)
• He listens to you and remembers what you say (Yes, there are quite a few that do that, conversation is not 'i love you')
• He takes pictures of you even when you say you hate it (No, and he's damn lucky he doesn't because I'd kill him)

So see, he does a majority of those and he has a girlfriend. That's all bull. And don't even get me started on the if a 'girl' likes you.

• She steals your things so you will chase her(Um...yeah no, no I don't steal anyone's things...unless they're a friend and we're messing around)
• She's always smiling (Um...yeah usually, but not because of him)
• She says random things so you will pay attention (I do that to everyone...it's what I do)
• She hugs you (no, he hugs me...I usually try to pull away. I love hugs and all, but I feel weird doing it)
• She stares at the sky thinking about you (Nope, I stare at the sky thinking about what to write about and what I'm going to do to get to the next day).
• She complains about her hair and makeup and clothes, etc. (Again...no, I don't usually wear makeup, nor do I bring it up in front of him)
• She makes her attraction to you obvious....I certainly hope not

See what's wrong with this? Maybe it's just me, but none of that applies! Hey, maybe that's why I never date...eh.

I'm sick today, can barely speak and I had to have my dad call off work for me because I apparently cannot call off myself. The only time I've ever called off and I have to deal with that crap. Well whatever, it's not like I want to miss work, I feel horrible knowing they were counting on me to close today, but there's nothing I could do about it unless they don't mind me whispering to the customers over the headset and screwing up orders because of it. I could do that, I shouldn't handle food though, what with all the coughing and the "I wanna throw up and die" outlook. Whatever, I don't stay sick long. It'll be back tomorrow...hopefully.