Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Keep your pants on princess, I'm getting there

To the point I mean. And there really isn't one, is there? I can't think of one. But is it really necessary to rush a person? Do you think that the circle you're drawing with your hand, eyeing me, telling me to hurry up and get to the point is really making me get to the point any faster? Hint: no it's not. So put your hands in your pocket, zip your stupid, frowning lips, and listen or leave. I'm more than happy shutting up, just give me the word.
The problem is I like to talk and I don't particularly care if I'm making sense or not, and the more irritated you look, the more angry I get and the more things I have to say. And let's be honest darling, you say the word and I'll move onto my next victim. You don't have to look so shocked when I say something insulting. If you give me an opening, I'm going to make fun of you. Facts of life my friend.
That said, my rant is complete and you can all go back to your fun little lives. Yippee.

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