Living in the World of Make-believe: Lady Luck and Her Tales of Adventure

This was previously posted on my other blog, however I am working to combine them. To do this, I am slowly going through the posts of the other blog and re-posting anything I find worth while onto this one.

Acelynn Beecher is a 27 year old woman who's never lost a bet in her life. She's also never turned one down. Que her brother Aidan who bets she can't make it six months on her own without their wealthy family to pay her way. Ace is as independent as they come, and she goes through men as quickly as her shop-a-holic sister, Grace goes through clothes.
Meanwhile, Grace bet Ace when she was 17 that one day she'd find a guy she couldn't walk away from.
When she goes on her brother's bet, she meets Devlin, an unlucky-in-life guy working in a Diner, dreaming of becoming a lawyer. They become quick friends, but he's feeling more than friendly towards this wild, high-on-life woman. Problem is, Ace might be falling too. Will she win her sister's age old bet and walk away, just to prove she can, or will she finally cry defeat and stay with the guy who finally brought her to her knees?

Story title is "Ace is Wild"

Only YOU can help prevent apartment fires...

So my son has taken to hiding himself in the closet with the cat litter box to watch the cat poop. He also put some cat litter in his diaper. I'm not entirely sure why this is suddenly a thing. I mean I know he knows poop is yucky, and I know he knows he's not allowed to put cat litter in his diaper. And that the cat doesn't like being locked in the closet as it poops while he watches.

Also, he's taken to telling people, "I start a fire" with a smile. Yes, he started a fire in our microwave with my magnet clips. Yes, I told him it was bad and a mommy touch. No, he does not care one iota and yes he is proud of this accomplishment. The microwave is now officially unplugged until he grows up and moves out.

Things You Wish You'd Said: Lover's Quarrel

I will be slowly combining my three blogs into one. So keep in mind I started this when I was 18-20. I can't say I'm matured entirely, however thing's have changed ever so slightly. For example, I now have a two year old spawn of Satan. That's right...I'm a mother.

For the first combination, I will be reposting 'Lover's Quarrel'

• "You're cute." "Thanks." "You're super cute. Isn't she super cute?" "You can all look away now, I'm not going to get any cuter."

• "Are you always this stubborn?" "Only Monday through Sunday."

• "I'm not your type?" "No. I make it a habit not to date outside my species."

• "I love you as much as Romeo loved Juliet." "You mean you'd willingly commit suicide just because I was taking a nap?"

• "There are other fish in the sea." "Unless those fish have two legs, two arms, own a motorcycle, and goes by the name of Harley, I'm not interested."

• "I'm going to catch him. Hook, line and sinker." "...You don't even own a fishing pole."

• "People say we make a cute couple." "People also said the world was flat; it's not the first time they've been wrong."

• "If I said I loved you-" "I'd say go get your head examined."

• "What do you have against love?" "Love? Nothing. You? Everything."
• "So...if this date goes well, do you want to go to your place or mine?" "Oh, yeah...you just failed."

Online Dating for Dummies

Hey All,

It's been a very long time. I'd say I've been busy, but why lie? I got bored with writing blogs that weren't ever going to be read anyway, however recently, I decided that it could be worth restarting because it's really just my public diary.

I wanted to take  a minute to rant about online dating. It's becoming increasingly common, and because I have the social knack of a porcupine, I'll admit to using it as a crutch, but I can't help feeling that it is utterly useless. Top five complaints (and feel free to comment with your own) would be:

1. Selfies of you blowing smoke, I do not know or care how high you are. In fact, I'm going to go ahead and say no on principle, but thanks.
2. Bad grmmr. i mean, smrt fones com w/ spellchk, dn't they? do u wnt to red ths txt? no.
3. Long messages about how you saw my picture and you never do this, but it was love at first sight, and what do I think? Do I think we could go out for a date? I will go ahead and assume you've sent to thirty other girls. And no, we can't.
4. Immediate sexting. Everyone likes it, no I'm not a nun, but I'm not going to start telling you what I like, who I've been with, when we can meet up, or if I'll call you Daddy. Get Tinder.
5. Men 20 years older than me hitting me up with "Hey gorgeous." You're my mother's age, I do not want to date my mother's friends, so no, I do not want to talk to you either. 

Am I too picky? I'm sure that I am, but hey, no one is forcing you to converse with me, are they?

Until next time!