It's been a very long time. I'd say I've been busy, but why lie? I got bored with writing blogs that weren't ever going to be read anyway, however recently, I decided that it could be worth restarting because it's really just my public diary.
I wanted to take a minute to rant about online dating. It's becoming increasingly common, and because I have the social knack of a porcupine, I'll admit to using it as a crutch, but I can't help feeling that it is utterly useless. Top five complaints (and feel free to comment with your own) would be:
- Selfies of you blowing smoke, I do not know or care how high you are. In fact, I'm going to go ahead and say no on principle, but thanks.
- Bad grmmr. i mean, smrt fones com w/ spellchk, dn't they? do u wnt to red ths txt? no.
- Long messages about how you saw my picture and you never do this, but it was love at first sight, and what do I think? Do I think we could go out for a date? I will go ahead and assume you've sent to thirty other girls. And no, we can't.
- Immediate sexting. Everyone likes it, no I'm not a nun, but I'm not going to start telling you what I like, who I've been with, when we can meet up, or if I'll call you Daddy. Get Tinder.
- Men 20 years older than me hitting me up with "Hey gorgeous." You're my mother's age, I do not want to date my mother's friends, so no, I do not want to talk to you either.
Am I too picky? I'm sure that I am, but hey, no one is forcing you to converse with me, are they?
Until next time!
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